wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka
2:05 am, Thursday with 508,354 notes

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

8:54 pm, Wednesday with 34,049 notes
malijuanastyles:

#this looks like an episode of skins

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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12:32 pm, Wednesday with 224,509 notes

wificrossing:

i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

10:27 am, Wednesday with 32,117 notes